18K Gold-coated X-pointer Presenter for Business Class

18k gold coated X-pointers

18K Gold-coated X-pointer Presenter for Business Class

NeKo LUX pure gold Keyboard

Encased in a 24 carat gold chassis, this musical instrument is a must=have for those born with a silver spoon and music-enriched fingers. Supposed to be the most expensive instrument from the company till date, this gilded keyboard sports chrome-plated end bells. Housing 76 keys, this instrument also packs in noteworthy features like 4GB RAM, USB connectivity, Blu-ray DVD/CD Burner and 100,000 preset sounds, along with a V4 software library as well as 5th Anniversary Special Sound Libraries.

Nokia's E71

The E71 has been deprived of diamonds and crystals, making the act purely Midas-like, with a 24k finishing throughout the phone.

The Golden Bike

GoldStriker’s 24ct Gold Bike

The bike featured here is the very first creation from GoldStriker’s co-founder Stuart Hughes called, “24ct gold Hutch Prostar”. The pimped ride is entirely done in 24ct gold and is also billed as the most expensive BMX the world has seen. Though the very creation featured here was sold off back in 2002 when it was created to some sports manufacturer who wished to remain anonymous. But, the update is you can get one commissioned for yourself for about $12,378. Biking on this gold bike will give you a real high.

Watata a Banana

Do you like banana? i have for you!!!

A virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come…

over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!”

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”

The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist.”